Oscar for Samuel




Picture source from: https://worldage.in/samuel-l-jackson-1948-age-70/ on 17-5-2020
Oscar for Samuel
Screenplay

Copyright 2020. #OscarForSamuel™. All Rights Reserved by Lebogang K Tlou.

Concept by Lebogang K Tlou
Narrated by Samuel L Jackson
Produced by: LitGrass Studios (Pty) ltd.
A Timeless Entertainment Enterprises Foundation film
Directed by:
Starring:









A Southern African prince watches the 2022 Oscar ceremony in holographic format on his personal holographic projector pod. Coincidentally, the Oscars coincide with graduation.
  
'This degree, in History, with a Uckarian logo, signed by a Premium leader, is actually the best decision I have taken in my adult life.'

“And the winner for Best Voice Actor is Samuel L Jackson for his astounding narration in the autobiographical motion picture ‘Oscar for Samuel’” is announced by Leonardo Dicaprio, while, simultaneously, Prince Tlou is called up to receive his degree.

*Flashback montage to a couple of months before the world ended*

*#LordSamuelLJacksonNarration*

"The year was 1999, because I say it was, Mother#*%^er, and our Lord, and my Mother%^*&@ng best friend, #LebogangKaSiphoKoteYahMkhalipeKaPenelopèAbigailTlouTlou got himself sacked from yet another newsroom.

"He deserved it, better still, he earned it, by daring to be the best journalist they had, and daring to ask that they offer him a permanent contract. Small ask for Uckar certified greatness in application, right?

"So what if my nigger was bigger than life, embodying Alpha journalist with a purpose on an empty belly, the role was grateful to be embodied by his presence, even though the Mother%4#*er should have town the line, I'm Samuel L Jackson, and I'm narrating His life, and the same people who deemed him unworthy are eager to hear about what he has to say regarding using his position as CEO to position media across my native continent.

"Mother%*/k#-r actually went and got me my first Oscar, shyiiit, ya’ll couch-sitting cyber-folks, actually, bend a mother^&#*-*g knee to #KrsnaI, because we are in the future He wrote to please Thee Lord of Lords.

"So, on a more pure note, and with contrition, #Indaba, I proclaim, hearken ye all to my best role thus far.

"So, before 1999, it was 1999, and our Lord starred in a play at Uckar as Black, my favourite charactor in my ... filmography... Yeah, I quoted Wikipedia, Mother&4^-er! Whatshugonnado, I am a Lord now, and I am telling the tale of how it happened..."

...
#TBC

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