Open Letter to the former president for the Republic of South Africa

Dear Honourably former president JacobZuma,

May this challenge find us all doing our utmost best to conquer the enemy in Covid19, and may the future find you ripe, healthy and ready to serve our country as always. 

(Open letter from a credible journalist)

Honorably esteemed former president for the Republic of South Africa, I ask and implore that you chuckle and giggle with glee when this invitation is destined to reach your screen, ntate.

Dumela.  I am the journalist who should have interviewed you for Morning Live, however the wheels of redistribution were slanted even in your tenure as our noble Commander-In-Chief during the early years of the fourth industrial revolution.

Those were the early days of this phenomenon we are now seeing the ramifications of.

Honourable Chief of the Azanian peoples within the ancient diaspora of our lifetime, I trust that what language is vulgar hear-in makes you laugh. 

Lol . . . so, my submission on this day (11/7/2020) will be a paragraph introducing a link

... lol. The link will lead to a video slide presentation with a voice-over summary of the Chapter 12 reading, accompanied by the score.

Everything is being done systematically. Lol. The only slowing factor is vanity.  I enjoy hanging out with you all, famfolks.

Me, sharing as I go - it's always counted as my 'preferred' way of engagement.  The 'Oracle Oversight Window' (OOW) rooted in application.  Application without collaboration sucks. 

I like my crush professionally, because I know that where she is she is ensuring that when our TL's are mirror outlets of distribution there is an evident paper-trail of professional conduct in social distancing. 

It's all long-play chess. It's why I'm going to go play former-president Jacob Zuma next month, lol. I'm going to stream the game live, mfs.

You think I'm playing when I say I'm going to stream a live chess game of me beating former president Jacob Zuma five/five in chess while we discuss the South African war on my way to Ntunjambili - for which He will serve as the Patron Overseer because that's lowkey the reason behind Nkandla's establishment as a Resort for such purposes in the future towards hosting vetting sessions for whom gets to study the mystical truths of Ntunjambili.

It is why the former president has so many Honorary Degrees. There is no time to school when one is an active agent for equal distribution of access to geosocietal progresses, particularly with this new phenomenon called HIGH TECHNOLOGY IS IN PLAY, MF!

MF . . . Like, it's why we wrote #OscarForSamuel(tm)... Who tf do you think will be narrating my FB posts in the movie about the first African Philologist?

I'm just making sure I get paid. Hulu just blatantly stole from my brother in these streets, famfolks. It's a real level of my copyright is up there for all to see, and on more than one platform; and I'm just in it to make sure that I am not the only one flourishing in New World, famfolks... Some of us will be in space, others will be in warzones, Many will choose to remain within the sheltering vast regions of inner earth and become explorers; I will flit between all of these multiversal realities casually... flaunting my degrees saying, "MF, Samuel L Jackson will narrate me and get his first Oscar for it, MF! Dr LKT is tomorrow's expert in multiversal travel - and he's the galaxies first ever #Vajilliannaire, famfolks. I narrated the MF thing," Sammy J gon say.

Lol, of course I'm obnoxious about it. It comes with the game.

You were chosen to be saved through this effort. It's an ancient narrative. The only way you agree is to read the books I have read, and they are immeasurable in volume, and exponentially catalysed into infinity regions by the volumes in visual and audio content I have consumed over the years towards consuming only what I broadcast to an active audience in you and my whatsapp groups, lol. Yes, LNB is a whatsapp group, and subscription costs 210 Quid/Sterling, fairly.

To be more humble, I just want my niece to school in Russia, and her brother to learn in Butan.  That's why I need to maintain kayfab whether online or in the physical.  You 359 readers are simply the chosen witnesses to this lords ascension into Absolute Bhagavan manifest as #LebogangKTlou $LKT.BTC. (LUNO Account)

#IAmAnAfrikan #Product2020. Copyright LNBPublishing.


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