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i once met a girl who had a strange dream of a title she meant to use but then along i came i stole that dream away her trust i did abuse but now i confess my thinking was amiss, no creative ness just one big fake mess! her heart i broke now in my lies i choke unintentional, but severe to my penalty i shal adhere for she is my friend and so i'd like things to stay, id hate if 'twas to end bitter id be, tha's true...

I am concussed - and yet i see things more clearly than i think i have ever done before.  Yes, she's a bit older than i am. Yes, this here - grahamstown - this is her playground.  This is her castle... And i am at her every whim! But dammit, im not a quiter!  so help me God i will rise from this ordeal and earn my spot beside her... i dunno how long itl last for, but last it will... will i give up when the going gets tough? not this time... I, Lebsie le Awesomish, will never give in or up!  i will live my life...